Fastest thing in world

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH
from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a
prestigious job. One common Question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so
fast it comes instantly in Your mind.

MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to
realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH : Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked)
"WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in
my bed and I got the
Worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK,
BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!