Tuesday, June 17, 2008

What's in a name!

A man boards a Jet Airways flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his
seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding
the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Low
and behold, she takes the seat right next to his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks 'Business trip or vacation?'

She turns, smiles, and says, 'Business. I'm going to the annual
Sexologists Convention.'

He swallows hard.. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen,
sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist! Struggling to contain his
excitement and maintain his composure, he calmly asks, 'What's your
business role at this convention?'

'Lecturer,' she says, 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality.'

'Really?' he says, swallowing hard. 'What m-m-m-myths are those?'

'Well,' she explains,
'one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed when, in
fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, whereas
actually it is the Bengali.
However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories
is the Sardar.'

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. 'I'm
sorry,' she says, 'I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even
know your name!'

'*Venkatraman!' the man says. 'Venkatraman Banerjee! But all my friends
call me Joginder Singh!'

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