Car park at WalMart

Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about
5 minutes and when I came out, there he was -
a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second
ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults
at him, the more tickets he wrote ...

But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...